punk-roque:

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

harampolice:

me texting with acrylics: wjere dos you get your dress

cravings:

*sees a cute couple pic with lots of notes on tumblr*
me: i wonder if they broke up

boobslyn:

if u don’t kiss ur partner after they give you oral, u a lil bitch

thunderupton:

can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves?

“you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop.
a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or awkward.

stop self depreciating compliments 2k14

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick